Since I hang out with the wizard pretty much 24/7, I know his hopes and fears and dreams and goals. His hope is for you to have opportunity to waste time with wonderful people regularly. (It’s very therapeutic.) His dream is for you to start a Worthless Bastards chapter in your city. His goal is to have 200 chapters of Worthless Bastards scattered in cities around the world. Want to see how we’re doing so far?