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“Bear hunting is not a spur-of-the-moment activity. If you are in the woods and see a bear, and then decide, ‘I am hunting bear,’ you are at a distinct disadvantage. You probably won’t have the proper equipment at hand. It is another matter altogether if a bear suddenly sees you and decides, ‘I am hunting people.’ Bears are born with the proper equipment to hunt you. If the bear initiates the hunt, you cannot then decide, ‘I am hunting bear.’ At that point you are not hunting. You are screwed.”
– Bil Lep, Oct 24, 2011

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“I was trying to get home from a speaking engagement in Hew Hampshire in 2002. It’s interesting, the things people will say to you when you’re standing in line at the airport because your flight was cancelled…

“Where you headed?”

“Austin, Texas.”

“Is that home?”

“Yeah.”

“You execute more prisoners than any other state in America.”

“I’ve never given it a great deal of thought.”

“It’s been proven the death penalty is completely ineffective as a deterrent to crime. What do you have to say about that?”

“I’d say it’s 100% effective if the murderer is the only person you’re trying to deter. When he’s dead, you can point at him and say with confidence, ‘This murderer is permanently deterred from ever killing anyone again.’”

He laughed and said, “I’ve never looked at it like that. What do you do?”

“I’m an ad writer.”

He said, “I’m a surgeon.”

I said, “It’s been proven that more people die on the operating table than from violent crime. What do you have to say about that?”

He smiled and said, “I’ll bet you’re a good ad writer.”

I smiled and said, “And I’ll bet you’re a good surgeon.”

- Roy H. Williams

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