Verse 1
Why are they so stupid?
They’re pretty dumb with their skin.
You can get them from the Southland.
I hate avocados so much I think it’s a win.

Verse 2
Well I heard Mr. Young sing about them.
Well I heard ol’ Neil put them down.
Well I hope you’ll remember 
A Northern man don’t need them around anyhow.

Chorus
I hate avocados.
They make me wanna puke.
I hate avocados .
I hope you hate ’em, too.