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When Manley came to visit, he rented a Kia Rio. When he honked the puny little horn with his key remote, everyone laughed. But then he pushed another button and the insertion part of the key flicked out like a switchblade knife: “They might laugh when I honk the horn, but when I pull out this key they’ll shout, “Run! He’s got a RIO!”

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“Then Dad clapped his hands together and said we should probably be heading home. He had borrowed the car from the banker for the day and he had to give it back. Can you imagine? He buys this house but he doesn’t own a car? We went back inside and he picks up all the sandwiches and wraps them and puts them back in the bag. None of us had really eaten anything so of course we were going to take the sandwiches home and have them for dinner. He wasn’t going to waste the sandwiches. Mommy started to pick up the plates , and Dad, I remember this most of all, he touched her wrist and said, ‘Leave those. The girl will get them.’

‘No.’

And Mommy said, ‘What girl?’ Like on top of everything else she now has a slave.

‘Fluffy.’

‘God’s truth,’ Maeve said. ‘Our father was a man who had never met his own wife.'”

- Ann Pratchett, The Dutch House, p. 178-179

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