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Monday Morning Memo

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You’re coming to Wizard Academy to experience the perfect storm as 2 principles of TRIZ
intersect 3rd gravitating bodies in a massive experiment. We’re going to have an epic concert
with you in the middle. There will also be a 1-hour WEBINAR on Third Gravitating Bodies.

How to Become One of Indy’s Angels

You’re going to buy a concert ticket OR a webinar pass
for $50
 and so are 299 other people. Then, you and I
are going to spend that money on this motorcycle
for Vice-Chancellor Whittington. I’ll tell you why later.

Not only do you get to come to the concert and hear these songs
performed LIVE by Daniel Whittington and the wizard, you’re going to
receive a studio-recorded album of those songs employing
4 BIG IDEAS taught at the Academy since the year 2000 in
the Magical Worlds Communications Workshop
and Da Vinci and the 40 Answers.
These are the 4 Big Ideas:

1. Repurpose the Proven –
The wizard has chosen 14 songs that were HUGE
hits in the 70s and 80s and 90s and 2000s.

2. TRIZ Principle 13 – Turn it Upside Down.
Some of the songs will be rewritten so that they become
the mirror opposite of the original hit. The melody will be the same,
but the story of the song will be inverted, flipped around, or told the “other” way.

3. TRIZ Principle 32 – Change the Color
All the songs will be performed with a vibe
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the original vibe.
According to our theory, the songs should still be awesome.

4. Trigger 3rd Gravitating Bodies
In a practical application of Chaos Theory, we’re inserting highly divergent
instruments to create recurrent distraction – patterns within patterns – using
thought particle conflict (elemental disagreement) to elevate attention and thought
particle stack (resolution) to deepen perception. Weirdly, these are proven theories in
theoretical physics. We’re just applying them to hit songs to prove
that we can actually do the things we say.

The concert and the bike’s unveiling will be Friday night, April 3, 2015 in
the gazebo at Tuscan Court, the newly-walled garden outside Tuscan Hall.
The WEBINAR will be the following morning.

Do you want in?
There will be only 300 Angels.
Each angel gets a concert ticket and a
studio-produced download of all the songs.
This offer is being made to my Rabbit Hole Tribe
exclusively for one week. If we still need angels next week,
the wizard will announce this to the full readership of the
Monday Morning Memo which is about 30 times as many people.
But I don’t think we’re going to need those guys, do you?

Here’s the link to the Kickstarter page
where you can plop down proof of your sincerity.
(You’re also curious, wise, comforting and generous
but I don’t want to get all mushy, so I’m not going
to say those things, okay?) – Indiana Beagle

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Random Quote:

“We hardly need to be reminded that we are living in an age of confusion. A lot of us have traded in our beliefs for bitterness and cynicism, or for a heavy package of despair, or even a quivering portion of hysteria. Opinions can be picked up cheap in the marketplace, while such commodities as courage and fortitude and faith are in alarmingly short supply.

Around us all – now high like a distant thunderhead, now close upon us with the wet choking intimacy of a London fog – there is an enveloping cloud of fear. There is a physical fear, the kind that drives some of us to flee our homes and burrow into the ground in the bottoms of a Montana valley like prairie dogs to try to escape, if only for a little while, the sound and fury of the A-bombs or the hell bombs or whatever may be coming. There is a mental fear, which provokes others of us to see the images of witches in a neighbor’s yard and stampedes us to burn down his house. And there is a creeping fear of doubt – doubt of what we have been taught, of the validity of so many things we have long since taken for granted to be durable and unchanging.

It has become more difficult than ever to distinguish black from white, good from evil, right from wrong. What truths can a human being afford to furnish the cluttered nervous room of his mind with when he no real idea how long a lease he has on his future.”

- Edward R Murrow, 1951

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