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The Monday Morning Memo

“Any time I get a little money that I can spend on myself, I buy another typewriter and put it in another room and start another project. It could be a novel, it could be a poem I’m working on, it could be a translation, it could be an essay, a literary criticism, it could be a children’s book, it could be a film script and it could be whatever it is I’m interested in doing at the time. And in a strange way the different projects kind of cross-pollinate one another. It’s very odd. Almost a mystical process. You see something in one typewriter that would be better off in another typewriter.”

– James Dickey,
in an interview with Don Swaim in 1987

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“When I was growing up, parents would whack their kids on the ass if they didn’t obey.

No one thought anything about it. But if you hit your kid with your fist, you were going to jail. Not cool.

In the classic ass-whack, the Dad would grab his kid’s left forearm with his left hand, lift the kid in the air, then give him a couple of swats on the butt with the open palm of his right hand. If the Dad was talking to a friend, this whole sequence could happen while Dad continued talking to his pal. It was such a small thing that kids often forgot to cry.

In those days, an aerial ass-whack was the equivalent of your mom speaking your name sharply and waggling her finger at you.

Then someone wrote a book suggesting that Dads should use something other their open palms to whack their kids. “If you swat them with your hand, your child will fear YOU. But if you whack them with a thing, they will fear the THING instead.”

Okay. If you say so.

Then someone decided that it wasn’t cool to whack your kids at all. You should just say mean and hurtful things to them.

Uh-oh. Now we’re listening to a psycho.

Then came the day of tiger moms, always hovering, always pestering, always causing their kids to be fearful of failure, fearful of falling short, fearful of not being the child their parents were hoping they would be.

If you are a kid today and are not being raised by tigers, you are likely being raised by helicopter parents, always hovering, pestering, causing you to be fearful of dangers, fearful of strangers, fearful of friends from bad families, fearful of bullies, fearful of mean girls, fearful of falling down and skinning your knee, fearful, fearful, fearful of climbing that sweaty, steep, rocky trail that is this wild adventure we call life.”

- Roy and Pennie Williams, August 22, 2025

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