Jeffrey and Chocolate Cake - The Monday Morning Memo

“I look at my watch and, five seconds later, wonder what time it is.

I have trouble putting on certain pairs of socks (the ones that don’t stretch).

I moved from medium-sized Dairy Queen cones to large ones.

I can’t understand what the drive-through guy is saying to me after I order a cheeseburger.

I am falling in love with Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show.

Why am I even watching The Andy Griffith Show?

I couldn’t find my salt and pepper shakers. They were in my refrigerator.

I started flossing my remaining teeth after 70 years of neglect.

I eat three Fig Newton cookies in row. They were my dad’s favorite. I’ve always hated them.

I save pennies and throw them in a jar I can’t even lift.”

- Don Kuhl, August 15, 2023