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Hi Indy

When I was training salespeople at Walnut Creek Ford in CA I would take salespeople on a little field trip. To diffuse the notion that price is all that matters I would take them to The Nordstrom Store and a Ross Store which was one half block apart and give them a tour. I would tell them that if price is all that matters the Ross Store would be in the Nordstrom building and vice versa. In between was a Macys which we toured, Ross by definition an off price retailer, Nordstrom a luxury store. The Walnut Creek Nordstrom was the second highest volume store in the company, selling in one month what Ross did in a year. Six times what Macys sold, Macys  did not know what they were.

The second lesson was reading a J Peterman catalog. This was to exemplify what I called anecdotal selling. Telling  stories in a memorable fashion to get your point across. When you read a Peterman ad you are in Casablanca with Bogart sipping whiskey in the smoke filled bar in your red checkered shirt. This concept has been around a long time, it is no accident that the important points in the Bible are wrapped in parables. Adults learn differently than young people, adults will remember a story when they will forget facts before you are finished saying them.

You are driving down Hiway 101 in your Mustang GT convertible with the top down, wind blowing your hair, roar of the Five-O roaring out the back. You are cruising through Monterey and the girls in bikinis on rollerblades turn to you and smile.

What am I really saying? It has nothing to do with a Mustang!

Thanks for listening. J R

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“Yesterday, I was at my local TSC store picking up a large bag of dog food for Maverick. (We sometimes supplement his raw stuff with a little kibble, especially when it’s cold out.) While waiting in the checkout line, a woman behind me glanced at the bag and asked, “Do you have a dog?”

What did she think I had—an elephant? But since I’m old and have plenty of time on my hands, I decided to have a little fun. “No,” I said with a straight face, “I don’t have a dog. I’m starting the Dog Diet again.”

Her eyebrows shot up, so I continued. “I probably shouldn’t, though. Last time, it worked wonders—I lost 10 pounds—but I ended up in the hospital. I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.”

By now, the people in line were starting to pay attention. “The diet is simple,” I explained. “You just keep some dog kibble in your pockets and eat a piece every time you feel hungry. It’s nutritionally balanced, so it’s perfect for weight loss. I figured I’d give it another shot.”

The woman looked horrified. “Did the dog food poison you?” she asked.

“Oh no,” I replied, shaking my head. “I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s rear end, and a car hit me.”

The guy behind her nearly fell over laughing, and I’m pretty sure the cashier couldn’t breathe. Suffice it to say, I think I might be banned from Tractor Supply now.

Moral of the story? Be careful what you ask us old folks—we’ve got all the time in the world to come up with stupid answers just to jack with you.”

- BuffaloGuyRon

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