Okay. If you’re
one of the 7 people who never saw Juno,
then you need to see it this week.
Seriously, this is your week.
Be a mensch. Don’t let yourself down. See the movie.
But be warned:
(1.) There are no helicopters.
(2.) Nothing gets blown up.
(3.) No one dies.
Oh, wait. I forgot. If you were into all that,
you wouldn’t be in the rabbit hole.
This is the opening sequence, just before the movie begins: