This is the real magilla, right here, the container of the frankincense
that was carried to Bethlehem. Sadly, when I bring artifacts from the
past into the present, they experience the passage of time. Like I said,
a beagle of Curiosity is the only thing that can move unscathed through
time and space. It’s a good thing I remembered to grab my disguise
hat before I jumped through that portal. Winky, Franki and De Carlo
expect me to be wearing it.

WARNING:
Do not travel beyond this page unless you’re
willing to hear a theological statement of faith.