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The Monday Morning Memo

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees.
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees.
MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down.
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again.

Daniel Whittington, Chancellor of Wizard Academy, was a touring musician for 19 years.
The dude opened for Aerosmith. – Indy Beagle

“Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together.” – Anaïs Nin

This infuriated rant about leaving a cake in the rain is edgy, but funny. – Friar Duck

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To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits:

Dogshit – Very poor quality

Bullshit – Not true

Horseshit – Nonsense

Apeshit – Rambunctious

Batshit – Insane

Chickenshit – coward

Ratshit – poor quality

No shit – Obviously

Holy shit – mind blowing/unbelievable

Hot shit – very good

Dipshit – a total dumbass

Tuff shit – Take it or leave it.

Jack shit – nothing

The shit – perfection

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