Gideon was driving the wizard and me to dinner on Friday night when Frank Ocean began singing “White Ferrari.”

Neither the wizard nor I had ever heard it.

Once, just once in the song, does Frank Ocean rhyme “dimension” with “mention.”

Inspired by that one rhyme, this song flashed into existence after dinner. Having nothing else to do, I posted it on the Absurdocrats channel.

It is a weird and wonderful song.

– Indy Beagle