“I CAME HERE TO EAT KIBBLE AND”

“Shut up, McDinkus. There will be no ass kicking today.”

“Is that you, Indy?”

“It’s me.”

“So I came here only to eat kibble?”

“You came here to eat kibble and meet m’lady.”

“Is she Scottish?”

“Does it matter?”

“Not really.”

“Then no, she is not Scottish.”

“Indy?”

“Yes, McDinkus.”

“How did I get here?”

“You went to kiss the Blarney Stone, McDinkus.”

“The Blarney Stone, you say!”

“Yes, McDinkus. And it kissed you back.”

“This is a story, then, for the Toad and Ostrich!”

“I will be there to say amen.”

“So it was the Blarney Stone that did this?”

“The Blarney Stone it was, McDinkus. Now turn and meet m’lady.”

“You are a good friend, Indy.”