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The Monday Morning Memo

My Friend, the Gambler

February 17, 2020

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My friend has been important to me for 6 or 7 years.

I had no idea that he had any money until about 3 years ago.

My friend is a professional gambler.

No, he doesn’t gamble on green felt tables with cards or dice. He gambles on NASDAQ and the New York Stock Exchange.

“Oh, he’s an investor,” you say.

“No, I’m a highly informed gambler,” he responds.

My friend wins 7 out of every 8 bets and makes about $100,000 a week.

No, I won’t give you his name and it wouldn’t do you any good if I did. He won’t share any tips with you or me or anyone else and he certainly doesn’t need our money. He is a lone wolf hunting a lone wolf’s prey.

My gambling friend doesn’t embrace traditional stock market wisdom but calculates the size of his bets according to his degree of confidence using the Kelly Criterion, an obscure formula used by professional gamblers since 1956.

I, too, am a professional gambler who determines the size of his bets according to the degree of his confidence. But I don’t gamble my money on the stock market. I gamble my client’s money on ad campaigns.

My ads make millions of dollars a week, but I don’t get to keep the money. It goes to the people who believed in my methods.

Investors don’t like to think of themselves as gamblers. That’s why so many of them lose. The same is true of advertisers. Investors and advertisers like to believe they are scientists.

Investors fall in love with stocks.
Advertisers fall in love with media.
Gamblers love only the dance.

My friend taught me that.

He and I agree that traditional wisdom is usually more tradition than wisdom. Do you agree with us?

If you do, here are a few of those non-traditional thoughts about advertising that have been responsible for those millions of dollars a week.

  1. Your choice of media doesn’t make your ad perform. Your ad makes your choice of media perform. So be careful not to count on “reaching the right people.” Instead, be careful to say the right things.
  2. If you win the heart, the mind will follow. The intellect will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided.
  3. Don’t try to “educate the customer,” believing they would choose you, “if only they understood.” Talk about something they already care about. Speak to a felt need.
  4. If you win the heart, the mind will follow. The intellect will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided.
  5. If you try to reach the right person at the right time with the right message, you will forever be frustrated with feast-and-famine results. But if you reach the masses with a memorable message long before they need you, and continue to reach them until they do, you will be the person they think of immediately and feel the best about.
  6. If you win the heart, the mind will follow. The intellect will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided.
  7. If you have a product with a short purchase cycle (like food and entertainment,) you can expect quick results to your advertising. But if you have a product with a long purchase cycle, you need to prepare yourself for dismal results at first, but those results will get better and better when your ad campaign finally gets traction.
  8. If you win the heart, the mind will follow. The intellect will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided.
  9. Entertainment is the only currency with which you can purchase the time and attention of a too-busy public.
  10. Without an element of surprise, there can be no delight.
  11. Repetition is effective. Repetition is effective. Repetition is effective.
  12. If you win the heart, the mind will follow. The intellect will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided.

If you want to read some fascinating case histories, take a look at this new blog.

And never forget that you are, in fact, gambling.

Roy H. Williams

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“Ms. Yuka was now standing right next to Harold looking down at him.

‘Harold, where are you? It’s your turn to talk in front of the class.’

He looked up at her and she could see his eyes were about a quarter of the way filled with tears.

‘What? Talk about what?’

‘Talk about something ironic.’

From his point of view he could see her face over her perfect size breasts and it looked like it was just a head on a pair of tits and Harold thought, ‘What a wonderful world world this is – I thank God for this moment, if there is a God.’

He got up and walked toward the front of the class.

After several steps he passed Elizabeth sitting at her desk in her light blue sweater and turquoise barrette on the left side of her blonde head.

It seemed almost weird to see her actually sitting at her desk in the class instead of in a rocking chair with a stethoscope around her neck in an underground room in the cemetery.

She noticed him about as much as an ant notices a 747 flying overhead at 37,000 feet. Which would be a pattern he would experience with girls and women many many times his whole life.

He got up to Ms. Yuka’s desk and turned to face everybody and he could see that she had walked to the back of the class and was watching from there. Harold decided not to be nervous because it would be easier that way.

He thought of what was just happening in the room in the cemetery with the sound of the breeze in the trees and the water lapping and it reminded him of Walden Pond which was a few towns over from where he lived.

He looked at Elizabeth and she was looking at him.

Harold began to speak:

‘I think it’s ironic that every year thousands and thousands of people go to see where Henry Thoreau lived, a hermit. A famous hermit.’

‘I also find it interesting that his father had a business making pencils and then Henry became a writer. God bless you – if there is a God.’

Harold walked back to his seat and as he passed Elizabeth he very discreetly took in a deep breath to see if she had any kind of smell.

He inhaled so deeply that he got dizzy and almost bumped into Brenda’s desk then he got back on track and continued to his seat as Ms. Yuka said:

‘Very good, Harold.’

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- Steven Wright, "Harold," p. 93-94, (Harold is a boy in the third grade.)

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