It happened again last week; I accidentally used the term, “third gravitating body” and was immediately asked for an explanation.
Sigh. I really need to quit doing that.
The unavoidable truth is that it takes at least two hours and an auditorium full of special equipment to reveal the astonishing, invisible world of third gravitating bodies. More importantly, it requires a mind that has been carefully stretched to make room for this massive concept. Third Gravitating Bodies are complex, powerfully persuasive, and carefully hidden from conscious awareness.
You'll find the framework of my best, written explanation of Third Gravitating Bodies on pages 119 through 123 of the book, “Magical Worlds of the Wizard of Ads.” The first part of that explanation can also be found in the archives of www.WizardofAds.com under the title, “Chaos – A Higher Level of Order.”
But today I'm going to make one last attempt to provide a comprehensive, succinct definition:
Third Gravitating Body – a tiny element, usually overlooked, that triggers patterns within patterns and orbits within orbits, thus magnetically attracting and holding the attention of the intuitive, but mute, right hemisphere of the brain. Due to the vast size, scope and complexity of these patterns, they cannot be managed by the unaided, rational, intellectual left hemisphere, thus triggering a powerful, but invisible, strange attractor within the mind. Fractal images are visual examples of what happens when a Third Gravitating Body is introduced into a mathematical equation and the results are then tracked by a computer. Likewise, the brain, a biological computer, senses the patterns-within-patterns in such natural fractals as clouds, fire, ocean waves and mountain ranges. Similarly, every best selling novel, blockbuster movie, hit song, excellent meal, etc., will always contain a third gravitating body, unconsciously placed there through the native intuition of a talented artist. My job is to teach people how to do this consciously.
There. That's the best and simplest answer that can be offered outside 3 grueling days in the Magical Worlds curriculum at Wizard Academy. When you finally learn to recognize third gravitating bodies, you'll be haunted by them for weeks, seeing and hearing and tasting them everywhere you go. And it will drive you crazy that no one else can detect them, no matter how well you try to explain it.
But then, you were about half crazy anyway, weren't you?
Roy H. Williams
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