After you've done what this page asks, click the blackboard to see the BeagleSword.
You watched, or should have watched, two TV commercials at the beginning of today's rabbit hole. The first ad was about bowling and the second ad was about cutting the cheese.
If you did not watch the ads, please do not respond to the question below. And please don't go back and look.
Our goal is to measure the retention of the sponsor's name when an ad is extremely entertaining, but the humor is disconnected from the product.
We'd like the results of this test to be as accurate as possible, so please answer honestly:
(If you'd prefer to click the blackboard now to see the BeagleSword, then backspace to this page and answer the question below, that'll be fine. The man at the blackboard gives you permission. Just don't run in the hall.)