I found out about Joan. The way she talks, you’d think she was in Who’s Who. Well! I found out what’s what with her. Her husband owns a bank? Sweetie, nor even a bank account. Why that palace of theirs has wall-to-wall mortgages! And that car? Darling that’s horsepower, not earning power. They won it in a fifty-cent raffle! Can you imagine? And those clothes! Of course she does dress divinely. But really… a mink stole, and Paris suits, and all those dresses… on his income? Well darling, I found out about that too. I just happened to be going her way and I saw Joan coming out of Ohrbach’s!

Ohrbach’s, 34TH ST. OPP. EMPIRE STATE BLDC. – NEWARK MARKET & HALSEY –”A BUSINESS IN MILLIONS, A PROFIT IN PENNIES” (Written by Bill Bernbach of DDB in 1958)