The gallery is trying to tell Wizzo this is
of The Three Wise Men.
The gallery doesn’t know about my ability to walk
into paintings and meet the people in them.
Wow. This really is an
original 1641 etching by Remmy.
Nope. These are not the Wise Men.
These are just 3 Dutch Dudes trying to
sell fruit door-to-door.
“Wanna buy some apples
and maybe make a pie?”
“Are they really good apples?”
“No. They’re just average.”
“Then no, I don’t want to buy any.”
I’m not making this up.
That’s really what they’re saying in here.
Hemingway and Rembrandt.
Hemmy and Remmy.
Crap. I’m getting
as bad as Wizzo.