Scheherazade
threatens Santa's Helper
while her limo driver looks on.
Meanwhile, Geppetto searches for
Pinochio on the surface of the moon.
A midget is added because, well,
every picture is better with a midget.

You got a better explanation?

“And this, Jimmy, is how
The Night Before Christmas
became
1001 Arabian Nights
and inspired the song
Nights on Broadway
by the BeeGees.
Now go to bed.”