The wizard had to fight like a tiger to win this Porter’s Chair.
Another guy was almost equally determined. But seriously, how could Wizzo sleep at night if he didn’t buy this chair for you? Everyone needs to have their picture snapped while ensconced in this leather throne. You’ve never before seen one like it and you’ll never see another. The Princess was squeezing the wizard’s arm and whispering “quit,” but rock’em-sock’em Wizzo raised his bidder’s number one last time and the other guy caved. And then he took a deep breath and said, “I hope I’m not alone in this, but I think it’s cool.” The Princess thinks it’s cool, too, but she’s frugal. Elvis and I think it may be the coolest chair on earth. You do agree with me and E, don’t you?