Ramsey’s is the I love you store - Monday Morning Memo

LORI: I’m Lori Ramsey. My brother Robert and I are the son and daughter of a New Orleans jewelry designer.

ROBERT: Looking at the diamond jewelry of Bob Ramsey was like looking at fireworks on the 4th of July.

LORI: Our Dad told us, “We create diamond jewelry as a gift of love.”

ROBERT: “Our only purpose is to help people say, “I Love You.”

WES: My brother Bobby and I are the grandsons of Bob Ramsey.

BOBBY: And our kids are the 4th generation of the “I Love You” family that was started by their great-grandfather.

LORI: Ramsey’s Diamond Jewelers is the “I Love You” store.

ROBERT: Do you love someone?

WES: Give them diamond jewelry that sparkles like fireworks on the 4th of July.

LORI: Ramsey’s Diamond Jewelers is the “I Love You” store.

BOBBY: We sell engagement rings and big anniversary diamonds,

WES: and diamond tennis bracelets and diamond earrings,

LORI: Because Ramsey’s Diamond Jewelers is the “I Love You” store.

ROBERT: Show us something fantastic that you saw online, and we’ll show
it to you in our store.

ROY: Rrrramsey’s Diamond Jewelers, on Veterans between Bonnable and West End in Metairie.

LORI: The “I Love You” store.

© 2025, Roy H. Williams

“The other danger of rich people was their dogs. Poor people in my experience have mean dogs and know it. Rich people have mean dogs and refuse to believe it. There were thousands of dogs in those days, too, inhabiting every property – big dogs, grumpy dogs, stupid dogs, tiny nippy irritating little dogs that you positively ached to turn into a kind of living hacky-sack, dogs that wanted to smell you, dogs that wanted to sit on you, dogs that barked at everything that moved.

And then there was Dewey. Dewey was a black labrador, owned by a family on Terrace Drive called the Haldemans. Dewey was about the size of a black bear and hated me. With any other human being he was just a big slobbery bundle of softness. But Dewey wanted me dead for reasons he declined to make clear and I don’t believe actually knew himself…

It took me ages to creep, breath held, up the Haldemans’ front walk and up the five wide, wooden, creak-ready steps of their front porch and very, very gently set the paper down on the mat, knowing that at the moment of contact I would hear from some place close by but unseen a low, dark, threatening growl that would continue until I had withdrawn with respectful backward bows. Occasionally – just often enough to leave me permanently scarred and unnerved – Dewey would lunge, barking viciously, and I had to fly across the yard whimpering, hands held protectively over my butt, leap on my bike and pedal wildly away, crashing into fire hydrants and lamp posts and generally sustaining far worse injuries than if I had just let Dewey hold me down and gnaw on me a bit.”

- Bill Bryson, The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid