Indy & Elroy discover later that morning, when they stumble back to the Bird & Baby for some meat pie and a mug of mead, that the gent, who they presumed was William Shakespeare, was actually his cousin Wally Shakespeare.  A notoriously bad playwright but a delightful conversationalist and noted for plagiarizing others quotes.  They also learn that Wally ran up their tab.  

Wally Shakespeare quotes: 

Neither lender nor borrower be, but if they are willing to buy you a beer, let them lest you make them feel less than.

 

All that glitters is not gold … but it doesn’t mean it can’t be sold and turned into gold.

 

Hell is empty and all the devils are here … and they are far more fun than a cathedral full of saints.

 

Now is the winter of our discontent … and it’s fiendishly chilly too.

 

The lady doth protest too much, methinks … but buy her a couple more rounds and see if she comes around.

 

Brevity is the soul of wit …  and while not everyone can be witty, all can be brief, hush hush. 

 

Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. And make sure to change your underwear.

 

Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow. And by damn i’ll have a devil of a hangover.

 

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Thank goodness i’m not in Denmark.”