“I woke up the other morning and I couldn’t find my socks.
(pause)
So I called information.
(pause. audience laughter.)
She said, ‘Hello. Information.’
I said, ‘Where’s my socks?’
(pause.)
She said, ‘They’re behind the couch.’
(pause. audience laughter.)
And they were.”
(Audience laughs its butt off,
forever after going through life without a butt.
Beware of Steven Wright.)