Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right;
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Look for this drummer. Notice everyone’s pants.
Go ahead and laugh. We were funny back then. All of us.
Look for this drummer. Notice everyone’s pants.
Go ahead and laugh. We were funny back then. All of us.
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.
I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair.
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right. Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face.
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man.
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please…. Please…..
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.