Style - The Monday Morning Memo

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“A Democrat is like this really nice aunt that promises to take you to Disney World, but then something else comes up and she never comes through.

A Republican is like this really grumpy uncle and he tells you, ‘There’s no money for Disney World,’ but then you find out he went without you.

A Libertarian is a house cat convinced of his fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system he doesn’t appreciate or understand.

BROTHER BUCK: And what are we?

Brother Buck, you and I are anthropomorphised ducks whose opinions should never be spoken out loud. So be sure you never tell anyone what I just said, okay? Because if you did, all hell would break loose.

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- Friar Duck, talking with Brother Buck in the rabbit hole

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