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The Monday Morning Memo

“Ted Williams endured a lonely, alienated boyhood in San Diego. His father was an increasingly infrequent visitor to the family home and his mother was obsessed with her service to the Salvation Army, even to the exclusion of her children.” – Michael O'Connor, Boston Herald

John Updike attended the final game played by Ted Williams in Boston's historic Fenway Park. The following is from a story John published about it in The New Yorker, Oct. 22, 1960. Special thanks to Beagle Assistant First Class Charlie Moger for bringing it to our attention.

“Like a feather caught in a vortex, Williams ran around the square of bases at the center of our beseeching screaming. He ran as he always ran out home runs–hurriedly, unsmiling, head down, as if our praise were a storm of rain to get out of. He didn't tip his cap. Though we thumped, wept, and chanted “We want Ted” for minutes after he hid in the dugout, he did not come back. Our noise for some seconds passed beyond excitement into a kind of immense open anguish, a wailing, a cry to be saved. But immortality is nontransferable. The papers said that the other players, and even the umpires on the field, begged him to come out and acknowledge us in some way, but he never had and did not now. Gods do not answer letters.”

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Random Quote:

“Clyde saved my month.

Sherry and I must have ticked off the weather saints. They spoke to their boss and requested our little patch of Washoe Valley get slammed with huge amounts of snow, wind and cold. Five-foot drifts are everywhere I wish to go. My former friend David sends me photos of some beach in Hawaii. A snow-laden limb drops onto my buried Toyota Highlander. My beloved Badgers lose a third straight basketball game.

I need to do something to protect my sanity. I bear crawl out my back door. It’s beginning to sleet. This allows the frozen snow just enough moisture for me to build Clyde, who is undoubtedly the ugliest snowman created in the history of mankind.

I fall in love with Clyde. Sammy Watt What snatches one of Clyde’s birch arms and hides it in his secret spot. Clyde’s left eye drops quietly to the snow. All four shepherds mistake Clyde for a white fire hydrant. A hungry night thief steals Clyde’s crunchy orange nose.

But Clyde still stands defiantly, facing the Sierra west wind. He is my hero. If Clyde can absorb all that is thrown his way, who am I to pout while sipping my hot chocolate?

My advice: If you’re having a bad month, build yourself a Clyde.
“

- Don Kuhl, Carson City, Nevada, March 14, 2023

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