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The Monday Morning Memo

 

To Do List

  1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

  2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

  3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.

  4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.’

  5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

  6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

  7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

  8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

  9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

  10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

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Random Quote:

“

You have tiny openings in your mind.

When you look through one of those keyholes, you see a world that could easily become real, but only if you keep looking through that keyhole.

Look through it long enough and it will expand into a window, then grow to become a door of opportunity through which you can pass into an entirely different future.

Don’t look where you don’t want to go.

If you gaze at dark possibilities, you are headed toward darkness.

We do only those things we have rehearsed in our minds.

Opportunity never knocks.

It smells like jasmine in the air around you.
It tickles like a feather in your open mouth.
It twinkles like starlight in a midnight sky.
It whispers like a girl behind a paper wall.

Look only where you want to go.

If you stare at goodness, you are headed toward good things.

It smells like the sweat of people digging a tunnel through a mountain.
It tickles like happy music played by a band on the other side.
It twinkles like the eyes of children having a bright adventure.
It whispers like a companion who is urging you forward.

As your friend, I have only one question.

Where are we going?

“

- © Roy H. Williams, May 8, 2023, 6:21 AM

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