Tom is known around the world as President Plenipotentiary of that
famous time-wasting society,
The Worthless Bastards.
Brett Feinstein of Virginia is Vice-President. He’s VP because he wastes less time than Tom but he is definitely a bigger bastard.
Here are some of Tom’s recent thoughts:
“If a picture is worth a thousand words, what’s an action worth?”
“Art opens the door to our vast, unconscious library.”
“Written words let me dawdle. Spoken words make me dance. I prefer to dawdle.”
“What you didn’t do is what you did” (My son explaining how his dad gets in trouble.)