I moved from Oklahoma to escape the mosquitoes.
I moved from Oklahoma to be free.
Got down to Texas and discovered fire ants,
and it’s too hot to wear any pants.

Oklahoma is itchy and Texas stings,
But I’ll not be bitchy… I’d rather sing.

I found two buddies who don’t do anything.
They don’t do nothing but play and sing.
Tom-Tom is a tribal Canadian.
J’Free is a Wise-Ass,
First of the name.

Tom-Tom the Tribal Canadian is our drummer.
J’Free the Wise-Ass can surely sing!
But my Okie name is Roy the Proud,
I just talk real loud,
and draw a crowd.

Tom-Tom the Tribal Canadian is our drummer.
J’Free the Wise-Ass can surely sing!
But my Okie name is Roy the Proud,
I just talk real loud,
And draw a crowd.

If you can crack wise and keep a beat
and draw a big crowd out in the street,
You can make you some money!
So much it ain’t funny.

So we’re living in Texas gettin’ fat…
So we’re living in Texas gettin’ fat…
So we’re living in Texas gettin’ fat…
All cattle.
No hat.

An Okie, a Canadian, and a Wise-Ass,
living in Texas, gettin’ fat’
cause we can keep a beat out in the street.
We talk real loud and draw a crowd
and we make people laugh..

Living in Texas getting fat,
Livin in Texas gettin’ fat.
Living in Texas, getting fat

All cattle, all cattle, all cattle.
And no hat.

All cattle.
No hat.
All cattle!
No hat!

All cattle!
No hat!

© 2025, Roy H. Williams, Tiny Tribe music