“I'm excited and simultaneously stunned to announce that after 39 years and 7 days of aimlessly wandering the streets of this planet, I'm getting married.”
“Yes. You read that right.”
“I'm getting married. Donna Carter, who some of you have met, has said yes to me. While I still think it is 50/50 that she will come to her senses, I am going with the idea that she will go through with it.”
– Brett 'Whinestein' Feinstein,
by email to all his friends on August 29, 2008, at 10:52PM