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The Monday Morning Memo


In the interest of fairness I should probably tell you
that I have never liked Donald Trump. Not even a little bit.
So I was glad he got whacked at the White House Press Club dinner.
And I don’t think she’s a trophy wife. Not at all. I believe she’d have
married him even if he was just a ticket-taker in a movie theater,
which, you have to admit, he sort of looks like.

The thing that bothers me most is his “self-made man” pose.
It’s really not that hard to get rich in America when you’re given 
a hundred million dollars AND a highly successful real estate
company by your Dad. The real self-made man was Donald’s father,
Fred Drumpf. Donny is just the poster boy of the Lucky Sperm club.

Read it for yourself. 




HAHAHA! he’s been publicaly humiliating people for years, yet he can’t take it back


that was an insult to foxes everywhere.


his damned hair piece has been haunting me for 20 years


pogo the clown wouldn’t wear that barfed up? lion hairball


i love how Obama lost it and was dying laughing. can you imagine being at trumps table??? those people were turning away trying not to laugh


LOL!!!


hapelliotte (from Youtube)

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“THROUGH THE WINDOW OF
THE ALL-NIGHT RESTAURANT

across from the gas station
a bus stopped every ten minutes
under the blue streetlight
and discharged a single passenger.
Never more than one.
A one-armed man with a cane.
A girl in red leather.
A security guard carrying his lunch box.
They stepped into the light,
looked left, then right, and disappeared.
Otherwise, the street was empty,
the wind off the river gusting paper and leaves.
Then the pay phone near the bus stop
started ringing: for five minutes it rang,
until another bus pulled in
and a couple stepped off,
their hats pulled down low.
The man walked up the street,
but the woman hesitated,
then answered the phone and stood
frozen with the receiver to her ear.
The man came back to her,
but she waved him away
and at the same moment her hat blew off
and skidded down the street.
The man followed it, holding his own hat,
and the woman began talking into the phone.
And she kept talking,
the wind tossing her hair wildly,
and the man never returned
and no more busses came after that.”

- Nicholas Christopher, from Poetry 180, An Anthology of Contemporary Poems, p. 113

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