Leroy, boy, is that you?
I thought your post-hangin’ days were through
Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs
Tell no lies, you get wise
I tell you now we’re gonna pull you through
There’s only one thing left that we can do

We gotta get you a woman
It’s like nothin’ else to make you feel sure you’re alive
We gotta get you a woman
We better get walkin’, we’re wastin’ time talkin’ now

Leroy, boy, you’re my friend
You say how and I’ll say when
Come and meet me down the street
Take a seat, it’s my treat
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feeling’s just about to end

We gotta get you a woman
It’s like nothin’ else to make you feel sure you’re alive
We gotta get you a woman
We better get walkin’, we’re wastin’ time talkin’ now

Talkin’ ’bout life and what it means to you,
It don’t mean nothin’ if it don’t run through
I got one thing to say, you know it’s true
You got to find some time to get this thing together

We gotta get you a woman
It’s like nothin’ else to make you feel sure you’re alive
We gotta get you a woman
We better get walkin’, we’re wastin’ time talkin’ now

Talkin’ ’bout things about that special one.
They may be stupid but they sure are fun.
I’ll give it to you while we’re on the run,
Because we ain’t got time to get this thing together, ’cause we
got to get together with a woman who has been around.
One who knows better than to let you down.
Let’s hope there’s still one left in this whole town,
And that she’ll take some time to get this thing together, ’cause
To get this thing together, ’cause

We gotta get you a woman
We gotta get you a woman
We gotta get you a woman
And when we’re through with you,
We’ll get me one, too

Writer: TODD RUNDGREN
Publisher: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.