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Monday Morning Memo

I guess you could say that I taught myself how to drive.

It was in a ‘49 Ford pickup truck, standard shift. It was Mama’s pickup and Dad’s extra duty pickup.

We only had pickups. Dad said if you couldn’t haul ice in it, it had no place at our house.

I don’t remember exactly how old I was. Maybe 12 or 13 or years old.

I watched Mama very carefully as she drove. In time I thought, ‘I’ve got this’.

The keys were always in the ignition.
Not unusual. I don’t think anyone ever worried about car thieves.

I began by simply starting the engine. Cool. No one said anything.

I practiced shifting gears. That got boring real fast.

Then I got braver and put it in first gear, slowly let out the clutch and gave it a little gas.
The ‘49 just made a big jump and died.
After I did this a few hundred times, I got the hang of it.

I practiced driving up and down the driveway a ‘thousand times’.
Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down……
This was my practice routine for days and days. 

One day I told Mama,”I’m going to drive around the block.”
Mama’s only comment was, “Ok. Be careful.”  
Can you believe that! 

No one seemed to mind that a 13 year old was behind the wheel of a ‘49 Ford pickup and driving around the neighborhood. I practiced a lot. 

Incidentally, there were no directional signal lights.
To signal to the car behind you meant extending your arm out the window.
Straight out: turning left.
Straight up, bent at the elbow: right 
Straight down, bent elbow: stop.

By the time I was 14 years old, Dad had me driving a truck load of ice to the camps at nearby Lake Murray.

No, I didn’t have to carry ice.
I would drive to the ice plant and someone on the dock would load the ice into the bed of the pickup.
A huge tarp was put over the ice to keep it from melting.

After I arrived at my lake destination there would be someone there to unload the ice.

Hmmm. Do you think this was the reason no one interfered with my learning to drive?

“If you’re in the Pylant family, you’re in the ice business.”

– Sue Williams

NOTE FROM ROY: Having delivered ice with my grandfather countless times as a boy, I remember him telling me that once a year the entire police department had a party at Lake Murray and each year he would fill an entire pickup truck bed level-to-the-top with crushed ice. The police chief would then stick hundreds of cans of beer into it for his crew. Yep, this was small-town Oklahoma in the 1950s and 60s.

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One day in the mid-two-thousands, a teen-ager named Amy waited to hear the voice of God. She was sitting in a youth Bible-study group, surrounded by her peers, and losing patience. Everyone else in the group seemed to hear God speak all the time, but Amy had never heard Him, not even a peep. Her hands didn’t shimmer with gold dust after she prayed, as others claimed theirs did, and she was never able to say, with confidence, “The Holy Spirit told me to do it.” She went home that evening, determined to try again the next day. A few years passed and she still heard nothing. She began to wonder if something was wrong with her. “God didn’t talk to me,” she wrote later, in a blog post. “I was afraid that meant either he wasn’t there, or I wasn’t good enough.”

Amy, the eldest of five siblings, was homeschooled by evangelical parents in the suburbs of Alberta, Canada. (She asked that I use only her first name.) She was bright, and happy, and remembers days spent reading “David Copperfield” aloud with her siblings. It was only when she left for college—Ambrose University, a Christian liberal-arts school—that aspects of her childhood began to strike her as peculiar. Amy remembers her parents telling her, when she was six, that her grandparents were going to Hell because they weren’t Christians. She grew up believing in creationism, and was startled to feel persuaded by the evidence for evolution in her college textbooks. She grappled with the “problem of evil”: If God is all-knowing and all-powerful, how can he allow so many terrible things to happen?

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- Anna Russell, The New Yorker, Aug 30, 2024

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