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The Monday Morning Memo


“I woke up the other morning and I couldn’t find my socks.

(pause)
So I called information.
(pause. audience laughter.)
She said, ‘Hello. Information.’
I said, ‘Where’s my socks?’
(pause.)
She said, ‘They’re behind the couch.’
(pause. audience laughter.)
And they were.”
(Audience laughs its butt off,
forever after going through life without a butt.
Beware of Steven Wright.)

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