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The Monday Morning Memo

Brian Clapp (on the sofa in black, with Ryan Deiss and Jeff Sylvestre,)
attended the Direct Response Ad Writing Class at Wizard Academy 3 weeks ago.

One of Brian’s online businesses is a hugely successful company that sells nutritional supplements to bodybuilders. Brian wrote a new script for a video that’s featured on his homepage – the wizard cut Brian’s word count by more than half when he edited it for him – then BAM! Brian recorded the video and posted it on his website. The conversion rate more than doubled. Same amount of traffic each day, more than twice the sales.

Remember how the wizard said, “Ask to see the ad” when someone tells you an online success story? You can read the video script Brian wrote (below) after learning from Jeff Sexton and the wizard. It’s just plain talk that pops onto the screen when a first-time visitor enters the website, creating carefully structured, vivid images in the mind.

Anyway, the impact of that new script was so monGORously big that Brian volunteered to equip a fabulous new gym – The Armory – for the private use of all students and guests of Wizard Academy. State-of-the-art new equipment has been ordered and is on the way. Soon you’ll be able to work out in the comfort of your own private gym anytime you’re on campus.
        Uh-huh. That’s right. 

    Indy

Hey guys, welcome to Steroid.com.
I know that most of you are here to do two things:

[Holding up 1 finger] Find out where to buy anabolic steroids.
[Holding up 2 fingers] Learn how to use them.

Anabolic Steroids WORK! They make you stronger, faster and bigger.
Maybe you want a strong, muscular body that stands out in a crowd.

Or maybe you just want to take your athletic performance to an entirely new level.

Anabolic Steroids offer ALL of that.
But there are very GOOD reasons why they’re illegal.

No one knows more about anabolic steroids than we do at Steroid.com
and THIS is what we can tell you for sure:
[Zoom to face] Online steroid purchases are a scam.
If you actually do receive any steroids, chances are they will be extremely under-dosed, fake, and likely contaminated
because they were made in some guy’s bathtub.

And when your supplier is busted by the police
your information will be collected and you’ll risk being arrested
when you accept your next shipment.

Anabolic steroids are controlled substances in the same category as cocaine, heroin and LSD.

But now I’ve got good news for you.
There’s still a way get what you want
[Holding up 1 finger] legally,
[Holding up 2 fingers] full strength,
[Holding up 3 fingers] and uncontaminated.

Thanks to scientific advancements, a particular series of alternative steroids or “Pro-Hormones” are becoming the biggest muscle building anabolics of all time. These anabolics have been known to pack on between 25 to 30 pounds of pure muscle in less than 8 to 10 weeks.

In less than 90 days you can completely change your physique with athletic performance that is off the charts… Your size and strength gains wil be nothing short of amazing… and as of right now, these products are still perfectly LEGAL.

DON’T buy from a shady website.
DON’T buy from that suspicious dude at the gym.
DON’T go to jail, and
DON’T get scammed.

Steroid.com is the world’s #1 authority on anabolic steroids and we’re putting our name and our reputation on the line to endorse a specific series of anabolics – now get this – that have been tested by nearly 3 hundred thousand of our members. That’s right, over 3 hundred thousand of our members use these products.

Click on the link below that says, “See Results of Human Testing.”
Seeing is believing. So take a look. These are highly effective oral anabolics that will give you the results you’re looking for without any of the risks.

And also, for a limited time, our sponsors have authorized me to offer you a special discount to help you build the most effective and potent stack possible for your money. To take advantage of this special 
[discount code appears on screen] simply enter this discount code upon checkout and make your selection. 

I’m absolutely certain you’re going to love these products, and once you’ve tried them, you’ll be back for more.

 

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“In small doses (at least we may hope they were small), electricity was used for all kinds of maladies, from treating constipation to stopping young men having illicit erections (or at least enjoying them). Charles Darwin, driven to desperation by a mysterious lifelong malady that left him chronically lethargic, routinely draped himself with electrified zinc chains, dousing his body with vinegar, and glumly underwent hours of pointless tingling in the hope that it would effect some improvement. It never did.”

- Bill Bryson, At Home, p. 151

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