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The Monday Morning Memo

Spend a Day with the Wizard of Ads

If you’d like the Wizard to help you figure out how best to tell your story, we make a limited number of days available in Austin each year at $7,500/day. That price is admittedly far less than it should be, but the wizard has sentimental reasons for it. When you meet him, you should ask him about it.

(If he travels to you, the rate is $50,000 per day.)

Strategy development, ad writing, media buying?
No problem. Happy to do it. Good at it.

Procter & Gamble, Kellogg and Hewlett-Packard are just 3 of the many Fortune 500 companies who consult with the Wizard “just to stay sharp.” Dozens of America’s and Canada’s most successful entrepreneurs are among his clients. To schedule your day in Austin, email Corrine@WizardofAds.com or call Corrine Taylor at (512) 295-5700.

A check arrives and a one-day meeting is scheduled.
The business owner arrives on the appointed day.

This is going to be tough. It always is.

We must travel through 5 steps that are easy to understand but hard to do. This is how we grow little companies into big ones.

Come to Austin. Experience it for yourself.

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“…the only really nice furnishing we own is an Oriental rug that we bought, with the help of a decorator, in a failed attempt to become tasteful. This rug is way too nice for an onion-dip-intensive household like ours, and we seriously thought about keeping it in a large safe-deposit box, but we finally decided, in a moment of abandon, to put it on the floor. We then conducted a comprehensive rug-behavior training seminar for our main dog, Earnest, and our small auxiliary dog, Zippy. “NO!!” we told them approximately 75 times while looking very stern and pointing at the rug. This proven training technique caused them to slink around the way dogs do when they feel tremendously guilty but have no idea why. Satisfied, we went out to dinner. I later figured out, using an electronic calculator, that this rug covers approximately 2 percent of the total square footage of our house, which means that if you (not you PERSONALLY) were to have a random diarrhea attack in our home, the odds are approximately 49 to 1 against your having it on our Oriental rug. The odds against your having FOUR random attacks on this rug are more than FIVE MILLION TO ONE. So we had to conclude that it was done on purpose. The rug appeared to have been visited by a group of specially bred, highly trained Doberman Poopers, but we determined, by interrogating both dogs, that the entire massive output was the work of Zippy…”

- Dave Barry, Pet Zoo, Nov 12, 1989

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