• Home
  • Memo
    • Past Memo Archives
    • Podcast (iTunes)
    • RSS Feed
  • Roy H. Williams
    • Private Consulting
    • Public Speaking
    • Pendulum_Free_PDF
    • Sundown in Muskogee
    • Destinae, the Free the Beagle trilogy
    • People Stories
    • Stuff Roy Said
      • The Other Kind of Advertising
        • Business Personality Disorder PDF Download
        • The 10 Most Common Mistakes in Marketing
          • How to Build a Bridge to Millennials_PDF
          • The Secret of Customer Loyalty and Not Having to Discount
          • Roy’s Politics
    • Steinbeck’s Unfinished Quixote
  • Wizard of Ads Partners
  • Archives
  • More…
    • Steinbeck, Quixote and Me_Cervantes Society
    • Rabbit Hole
    • American Small Business Institute
    • How to Get and Hold Attention downloadable PDF
    • Wizard Academy
    • What’s the deal with
      Don Quixote?
    • Quixote Wasn’t Crazy
      • Privacy Policy
      • Will You Donate A Penny A Wedding to Bring Joy to People in Love?

The Monday Morning Memo


The “dirty lowdown” is the honest truth – what Scaggs is encouraging this poor sap to face. 

Baby’s into running around, hanging with the crowd
Putting your business in the street, talking out loud
Saying you bought her this and that
And how much you done spent
I swear she must believe it’s all heaven sent
Hey boy, you better bring the chick around
To the sad, sad truth, the dirty lowdown

(Who, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Taught her how to talk like that
(Who, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Gave her that big idea

Nothing you can’t handle, nothing you ain’t got
Put your money on the table and drive it off the lot
Turn on that old lovelight and turn a maybe to a yes
Same old schoolboy game got you into this mess
Hey son, you better get back to town
Face the sad old truth, the dirty lowdown

Come on back down little son
Dig the low, low, low, low, lowdown

You ain’t got to be so bad, got to be so cold
This dog eat dog existence sure is getting old
Got to have a Jones for this, Jones for that
This running with the Joneses, boy, just ain’t where it’s at
You gonna come back around
To the sad, sad truth, the dirty lowdown

Writer(s): David Paich, William Scaggs

Email Newsletter

Sign up to receive the Monday Morning Memo in your inbox!

Download the PDF "Dictionary of the Cognoscenti of Wizard Academy"

Random Quote:

“We had won the town and it was early morning and still no one had eaten nor had anyone drunk coffee and we looked at each other and we were all powdered with dust from the blowing up of the barracks, as powdered as men are at a threshing, and I stood holding the pistol and it was heavy in my hand and I felt weak in the stomach when I looked at the guards dead there against the wall; they all as gray and as dusty as we were, but each one was now moistening with his blood the dry dirt by the wall where they lay. And as we stood there the sun rose over the far hills and shone now on the road where we stood and on the white wall of the barracks and the dust in the air was golden in that first sun and the peasant who was beside me looked at the wall of the barracks and what lay there and then looked at us and said, ‘Vaya, a day that commences.'”

“Now let us go and get coffee,’ I said.”

- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls, p. 102. Did you notice that the first paragraph was a single, impossibly long sentence? This is very unusual for Hemingway. He was known for short, tight, declarative sentences.

The Wizard Trilogy

The Wizard Trilogy

More Information

  • Privacy Policy
  • Wizard Academy
  • Wizard Academy Press

Contact Us

512.295.5700
corrine@wizardofads.com

Address

16221 Crystal Hills Drive
Austin, TX 78737
512.295.5700

The MondayMorningMemo© of Roy H. Williams, The Wizard of Ads®