In a private note to the wizard, R.R. Rotbart wrote, “This is one of the most entertaining (and informative) episodes ever. It’s insane.” In the 1980s, electronics retailer “Crazy Eddie” was known for his screaming and thrashing television commercials. Thousands of fans flooded his store openings hoping to get a glimpse of the unhinged pitchman. Eddie Antar — […]

Heart Surgery en masse We shall operate on the heart, but we shall not use a scalpel and it will not pump blood better when we are done. We have no interest in that muscle in the center of the chest. We will use magic words to operate on the center of emotions. We will […]

The wizard read some cutting-edge research on marketing effectiveness about a month ago and he asked his partner Jeff Sexton to dig into it and summarize it for you with examples. Here is a link to that super-smooth, extremely interesting, very valuable, highly informative, easy-to-understand summary that will make you a lot of money. – […]

“Mindfulness is the self-regulation of attention with an attitude of curiosity, openness, and acceptance.” “This is the operational, scientific definition of mindfulness put forth 13 years ago. Sadly, when I’ve mentioned it to thousands of workshop participants over the years, only a handful (maybe 5 percent) have heard of it. This definition is the consensus of […]

Casey the dog passed out from overwhelming joy when Rebecca returned home after a 2 year absence… which in fairness is 14 years in dog years. A veterinarian saw the video, and everything is fine, no worries.

“Folks, you know I spend most of my time right over there wandering the story market, picking out the finest, most topical KellyBronze news turkey, the brightest, most exquisite Yukon Gold potatoes, and the ripest McFarland cranberries, then preparing an assembling mall to the spectacular classic Thanksgiving spread that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes, […]

See Mick Torbay’s video on YouTube. It’s a highly informed rant, full of juicy details. Good Brother Torbay gathers momentum and accelerates the pace, speed-shifting like a motorcycle flying through a neighborhood. He goes from from interesting to delightful to startling to defiant. You’re gonna get a kick out of Mick.

Flip-thru “Stupid People: I See Them Everywhere.”

Eighty-seven people are registered for the February, 2023 Wizard of Ads partner meeting. Michele was one of the original twelve Wizard of Ads partners. BACK ROW, L to R: Ray Seggern, Michele Miller-Nelson, Deidre and Tim Miles, Steve Rae, Jane Fraser, Julie Young. FRONT ROW, L to R: Chuck McKay, Tom Wanek, Adam Deatherage, Dave Young, Rex […]

“Begin with a statement that triggers more questions than it answers. And never forget that a masterful visual image is a type of ‘statement’ that can trigger more questions than it answers. This is the beginning of customer engagement.” – RHW Nick is a master woodworker and furniture maker at the ripe old age of […]

“As societies become wealthier and more educated, the reliance on a super-being and church attendance goes down but they still look for idols. Into that void steps technology leaders because technology is the closest thing we have to magic. Our new Jesus Christ was Steve Jobs, and now Elon Musk has taken on that mantle. […]

Twenty-three years ago this week, this photo was taken at Sirius, in what would become the “main event performance room.” These were the 16 original directors, each of different music genres. I’m the one at the top, holding on for dear life. (Sixteen then, hundreds today.) Michele Miller-Nelson

Michael Beckley has briefed high-level policymakers, military leaders, and members of the U.S. intelligence services regarding his belief that China is a nation in decline, and that America will likely be in direct conflict with the People’s Republic much sooner than anyone expects. In this week’s edition of MondayMorningRadio, Michael explains the reasons for his belief, […]

It was while on a business trip that Milton saw the tiny toy helicopter in the shop window. The paper tag on which the price was hand inscribed said “50 cents,” but there was something about that clever little plaything that made it especially worthwhile. It could fly, or at least, so Milton surmised, noticing […]

Simple Narrative Arcs: • ‘Rags to riches’ (rise) • ‘Riches to rags’ (fall)• ‘Man in a hole’ (fall-rise)• ‘Icarus’ (rise-fall)• ‘Cinderella’ (rise-fall-rise)• ‘Oedipus’ (fall-rise-fall)

There are 40 days remaining in 2022. What can you accomplish in those 40 days? How will you advance toward your goals and shorten your to-do list? Dr. Sarah Reiff-Hekking is an expert on getting past your procrastination and no longer feeling overwhelmed. This week, Dr. Reiff-Hekking shares with roving reporter Rotbart a tried-and-true system […]

William Lederer sent this letter to Admiral David McDonald in Washington. It is a magical letter. Admiral D.L. McDonaldChief of Naval OperationsWashington, D.C. Dear Admiral McDonald, Eighteen people asked me to write this letter to you.  Last year at Christmas time, my wife, three boys and I were in France, on our way from Paris to Nice.  […]

TWO ROADS THAT DIVERGE IN A YELLOW WOOD: Robert Frost wrote, “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveler, long I stoodAnd looked down one as far as I couldTo where it bent in the undergrowth;Then took the other…”  The message of the TWO ROADS is this: “The brilliant […]

A SCUBA DIVER:In the November 7th, 2022, MondayMorningMemo titled “Three Ways to Look at Water,” you learned that “Life is a journey on water. Your conscious mind is above the waterline. Your unconscious is beneath. That weightless, magical world below the waterline is fundamentally different from the world of facts, figures and logic that hovers above it. The arts are […]

A BIG PILE OF BRIDGES:“And then what happens? Make it surprising.But it must also make sense.” Metaphors are memorable and powerful. A surprising statement – “A ship is a horse” – requires only a simple bridge to create delight when it suddenly makes sense. To build a bridge, you need only to find a single element that […]

A TOM ROBBINS:“Everything in the universe is connected, of course. It’s just a matter of using imagination to discover the links, and language to expand and enliven them… I always start with three or four completely unrelated big ideas, and maybe a character or two who have ostensible connections neither to each other nor to any […]

  A CINDERELLA: Watch the short video below featuring Kurt Vonnegut and youwill understand the shapes of stories. When you are finished, click theimage of me, Indy Beagle, to advance to the next page. Six Narrative Arcs:• ‘Rags to riches’ (rise) • ‘Tragedy’, or ‘Riches to rags’ (fall)• ‘Man in a hole’ (fall-rise)• ‘Icarus’ (rise-fall)• ‘Cinderella’ (rise-fall-rise)• ‘Oedipus’ […]

THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS OF A VOLKSWAGEN JETTA: A CINDERELLA taught us the fundamental elements of stories are “rise” and “fall.” TWO ROADS THAT DIVERGE IN A YELLOW WOOD taught us the importance of taking an unanticipated path. TOM ROBBINS taught us to harness random things so that we might escape predictability. A PILE OF BRIDGES […]

Robert Kerbeck has had a long career as a highly paid corporate spy stealing private intelligence so detailed it would make the CIA proud. Business-on-business spying is a huge industry — full of deceit and lies — and this week Robert shares secrets of the dark art with roving reporter Rotbart. It’s always Monday morning […]

Capt. Renault: What in heavens name brought you to Casablanca?Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We’re in the desertRick: I was misinformed.

Jim Edwards has managed hundreds of employees and would grade himself a “B” as a manager. So why do business owners worldwide turn to Jim for recommendations on how they can improve as a leader? Jim says, “You don’t have to be a superstar to outperform your competitors.” That’s just one of the common sense, funny, blunt […]

Stupid People… I See Them Everywhere

“In 1962, 16-year-old Miguel fled Cuba wearing a jacket his mother had hand-stitched from cleaning rags. He arrived alone in America. ‘Hamburger’ was his only English word. Five years later Miguel married a teenage mother and adopted her 3-year-old son, little Jeffrey Jorgensen. Miguel gave Jeffrey the skill and confidence to survive and thrive. He […]

“In a bombing run over Kassel, Germany, Elmer Bendiner’s B-17 bomber was barraged by 20-millimeter shells which resulted in direct hits on their gas tanks. But none of the shells exploded. The next day, the maintenance chief found 11 shells inside the gas tanks, any one of which should have taken the plane down.  When […]

Todd Mitchell is a creativity sherpa that rescues writers, artists, musicians, actors, entrepreneurs, and innovators who are struggling with self-doubt and circling the drain in failure. You’re not down the drain yet! Raise your arm out of the water and let Todd Mitchell pull you back up into the air and sunlight where you belong. 

In 1933, Beryl Markham was a bush pilot in Kenya.Her stories of flying over Africa 90 years ago are remarkable. “To see ten thousand animals untamed and not branded with the symbols of human commerce is like scaling an unconquered mountain for the first time, or like finding a forest without roads or footpaths, or […]

Fifty Victorian lamps – spaced barely 50 feet apart – draw an inexplicable line of light through the wilderness that separates Wizard Academy from its neighbors. Hundreds of thousands of people will see these lights each year and wonder, “Who? What? Why?” The truly curious will discover that each Victorian Lamp has a little brass […]

  “If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” – E.W. Howe

“It’s steel country, anthracite country, a place full of holes. Smokestacks fume and locomotives trundle back and forth on elevated conduits and leafless trees stand atop slag heaps like skeleton hands shoved up from the underworld.” – p 24 “Night falls, autumn in 1936, and Werner carries the radio downstairs and sets it on the […]

Every Wall Needs Lateral Support I lost touch with one of the Charlies in my life 46 years ago. We knew each other for only a couple of years. People say there are only 3 kinds of drunks: the happy drunk, the angry drunk, and the sad drunk. Charlie was a sad drunk. He was […]

Do you want to “Walk Around with Stephen Semple” for free? – Anni Elf       This will be the cover of “Walking Around with Stephen Semple, Volume 2”

 

A Day at the Zoo People in museums stop to look at paintings that have people in them, but walk past paintings that have no people. Ninety percent of the books sold each year are fiction. Ninety percent of the books written each year are non-fiction. The same is true in movies and television: fiction […]

“But words are things, and a small drop of ink,falling like dew, upon a thought, producesthat which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.” – Lord Byron

  Richard CoryBY EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim.   And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, […]

“He said, ‘There is no way for me to express the pleasure I received from listening to the old radio programs. In my mind, those wonderful heroes were magnificent. No movie, no television program, not even real-life could have equated what my imagination could conjure up. Amazingly, all of those heroes’ he says, ‘looked a […]

Rob Lohman was sitting in jail facing a 13-year prison sentence. Alcohol and drug addiction, gambling, bankruptcies, and a suicide attempt were just scenery along the road that brought him there. Rob was released from prison after less than a year. He has turned his life around and used savvy marketing to build a business guiding […]

I have seen friends walk away from relationships, jobs, and promising careers when all they really needed was some time and space to gather their thoughts, slow their heart rate, and rediscover their joy. I’m not saying you should always, “hang on one more day at a time and wait for things to get better.” […]

If you have paid taxes, borrowed money, invested, or bought anything, Janet Yellen has had more influence over your wallet than any other person on earth. No other person in American history has served as Chair of the White House Council of Economic Advisors, then Chair of the Federal Reserve, and now, Secretary of the […]

This email arrived today from the English teacher of my 13-year-old daughter. She took Peter and Gary’s Young Writer’s Workshop at Wizard Academy this summer. – Tim Miles