“A shampooist in an uptown hair salon warns a matron not to lean too far back on the sink. The salon is being renovated and the sink needs adjustment. The shampooist is new. This time last year, she wasn’t a shampooist. She was a chemist in a country now erased by war. ‘This is an […]
Data that tells a story and Friar Duck Milk
Busyness
Manley and Hurricane Ida
It was the third of September
Don’t Negotiate Services
Torches and Pitchforks
Have a fabulous day
Juvenile Ducklinquent
MMRadio_Bob_Nelson
Dr. Bob Nelson has worked with 80% of the Fortune 500 companies and he wants to play a game. It’s called, “Two Business Truths and a Lie.” Which of these three statements is false? Thomas Alva Edison once said: “I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.” Owners and CEOs […]
Hate Crimes and Covid
Cedric Talks About Feelings
I’ve been thinking about the words we assign to positive and negative events with differing degrees of probability… A big positive thing with little chance of happening => A Dream A small positive thing with decent chance of happening => A Hope A small negative thing with decent chance of happening => […]
Hate Crimes
Bill Maher on Wokeness
6150 dollars
If you would like to make this your gift to the campus of Wizard Academy, contact Zac Smith at zac@wizardacademy.org
To Know Joy
Big-Eye Boy Paradox
MMRadio AI
Many companies have valuable assets they underutilize or don’t use at all. These assets are customer purchase data and preferences, and if these companies don’t use artificial intelligence to mine those preferences, they are missing out on a hefty vein of marketing gold. Raj Venkatesan is one of the nation’s most respected experts on the use of […]
Hai Talks About Onions
“When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels.”– Edward Dahlberg (1900-1977)
Stephen King talks about God
“As far as God and Church and Religion and the Buddy Rosses and that sort of thing, I kind of always felt that organized religion was just basically a theological insurance scam where they’re saying, ‘If you spend time with us, guess what? You’re going to live forever. You’re going to go to some other […]
A Postcard from 1969
Friar Duck RickRolls You
Jack Storms Cold Glass Sculpture
Shortages
Friar Duck and Books
Pandejos
Bob Newhart on Country Music
Indy responds to Brian Vos
Good to hear from you, Brian! In the words of Robert Pirsig in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, “It’s the sides of the mountain which sustain life, not the top.” And on page 39 of The Adventure of Living, Paul Tournier writes, “The law of adventure is that it dies as […]
Brian Vos on Questing
Robert and Chris and Zen
“There is something in every one of you that waits and listens for the sound of the genuine in yourself. It is the only true guide you will ever have. And if you cannot hear it, you will all of your life spend your days on the ends of strings that somebody else pulls.” – […]
MMRadio Radhika Dutt
Radhika Dutt is a university teacher who explains to her students why the innovation techniques used by Facebook and many of the other “change agents” are misguided and ineffective. She says, “Rapidly launching a new product into the marketplace and then tweaking it until you get it right is like driving a fast car without […]
The Trip of Robert and Chris
These red words are what you click if you want to take a trip to the Monday Morning Memo for April 9, 2018.
BeagleSword white polka dots
One of these Ducks
Biffs Friend Gets Tutored
Tudoring
Indy Makes a Toast
Michele and her aunt Olive
Michele Miller-Nelson is a Wizard of Ads Partner. Want to know what Michele can do for you?
Friar Duck Paper Towels
Joe and Indigo engagement party
Joe and Indigo and the engagement party of Joe and Indigo.The scene is the Fang and Feather whiskey tasting room at the Crowded Barrel Distillery on the campus of Wizard Academy.
Edie and Vance
Edie and Vance at the engagement party of Joe and Indigo
Joes Rainbow
I was looking toward Tuscan Hall on a rainy day many years ago when Joe Davis stopped and waited, so that he wouldn’t be in the picture.
Dulcinea Team with Indy
Students of Wizard Academy have heard how 1 man with 5 helpers built most of our campus. This is a photo of that man with his original cast of helpers on the day we opened Chapel Dulcinea 16 years ago. Daniel Denny married Pattie, the older sister of Princess Pennie, when Pennie was about 10 […]
BeagleSword this and that
PowerDuck
Robert E Lee on PBS
MMRadio Amy Novotny
Roving reporter Rotbart conducted an informal poll of business owners and friends. He asked each of them, “What is the one thing you desire more of?” About 40% answered “money.” Another 40% said they wish they had more energy. Dr. Amy Novotny has helped a large number of people address a wide variety of restrictive […]
Delusion of the masses
Ryan Chute video
Compensation is way more than a great pay plan. Motivation doesn’t always appear on a P&L. Compliance creates complacence. Culture is motivation, and motivation is compensation. With a strong culture comes a strong buying experience. A strong buying experience allows you to tell a powerfully authentic story. With a strong story and experience, […]
Mountain Talk
Jack Black Today
Jack Black Tribute
Friar Duck says the hard thing
Life Skills2
Life Skills 1
4 Observations from Indy B
1. The very best digital marketers are famous for the money they don’t spend. But the majority of digital marketers will spend every penny of any budget they are given and then suggest that you cut back on your mass media to fund ever-increasing amounts of online ads. Here’s the problem: although most of the […]
Google Adwords Analyst
Hi Roy, I agree that you need to separate branded keyword results versus non-branded. A seasoned digital marketer should not expect non-branded keywords to outperform branded ones. When people are looking for a solution to a problem, they may search for a brand name, the problem, or the product/service. If they search […]
A Firestorm of Outrage
When Brands Stop Advertising
Read the full report on What Happens When Brands Stop Advertising Meet the mighty Craig Arthur from Australia, celebrating 20 years as a Wizard of Ads Partner!
Indys Addendum Continues
1: If you are selling your company for a multiple of your top line sales, then it’s okay to lose money in the short term. The nitwit buyer is going to reward you for losing that money. But if you are selling your company for a multiple of earnings, then you are setting yourself up […]
Vaudeville BeagleSword
Aloha talks Enchantment
Bali and Friar Duck Riff
Bali and Soup
Jeff Secondorf MMRadio
Jeff Seckendorf draws a clear distinction between experts, and experts who can teach. Whether it’s scuba diving, aerial acrobatics, brain surgery, or auto repair, Jeff Seckendorf can not only teach the subject, but he can train others to teach it as well. His secret is allowing others to be the subject-matter experts, while he zeros in on the process […]
Indy Beagle and Tom Fishburne
Les talks about the Short
“Sales activation is any kind of marketing activity which is intended to evoke a fairly immediate response from the consumer. For long term growth, you need something different, and that’s brand-building. Brand-building is any kind of marketing communications that are intended to produce long term changes in human behavior by creating long term memories.” “Our […]
Johnny Molson talks about Les Binet
Joe Cocker_Billy Preston_Patti LaBelle
Nothin from Nothin
Cat Wakes Dog
The Good The Bad and Friar Duck
Carlin on Soft Language
Ryan Chute Seen in the Wild
Seen in the Wild Hey Andrew,I wanted to share with you a compliment you received in an affinity group I’m in. I want you to know how proud I am to be represented along side you, Andrew. You are a true testament to the Wizard of Ads and the very best that we stand for. If you ever […]
Bootsie Complains about Being Faded
Indy BeagleSword Bootsie and Friar Duck
We asked William Hackett-Jones, Wizard Academy’s Official Ambassador to Russia, what the guys are saying at the beginning of the video. He answered, A lot of nothing, really.“Come on”“Hurry up”Then the bloke in the middle says “This is judgement day.” And that’s about it.
Two Dudes and Mick Torbay
Let’s be honest, you can’t always answer the phone and that is especially true if you are a small owner-operated business. I work with a client just like this in Canada. Stadium Property Stars. The owner is awesome, works very hard and loves his customers. He makes every effort to answer every single call without […]
Two Dudes with Indy and Indian Chief
Indy Reveals Verb Avalanche
Sean Dowdell MMRadio
Club Tattoo currently has six locations, including a booming tattoo studio at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. Their artists have inked or pierced hundreds of celebrities, including musicians Blake Shelton and Miley Cyrus, actors Ewan McGregor and Chrissy Metz, and athletes Héctor Sanchez, Amar’e Stoudemire, and Frank Trigg. Sean Dowdell, The Tattooed […]
Cat Whacks Dog
Mrs Hippie
What Did Covid do to Friends?
What Did Covid Do to Friends? Below is the second paragraph of a very interesting story published by The Survey Center on American Life
Indy is still Emperor
Indy instructs Bootsie and Friar Duck
Friar Duck gets Ducky
Bootsie Makes an Observation
Indys Pool Party
2 Dudes Bruce Furniture
The Wizard of Ads wrote “Banter as a Tool for Selling” for Radio Ink magazine. He then had the Two Dudes record it. Click here to read and Listen.
Atheist Describes Dying
Scott Hamilton
Friar Duck and Shame
Gonzalez_Ruben_MMRadio
Major Oak and Tiny Tribe
Robin Hood Arrow Found
Read the story, watch the video.
BeagleSword Meet Friar Duck
Mardi Gras
Claude Jeter joins Paul Simon in “Take Me to the Mardi Gras”
Loves Me Like a Rock
Loves Me Like a Rock
Swan Silvertones Bridge Over Troubled Water
Paul Simon later met Claude Jeter face-to-face and gave him a check for inspiring Bridge Over Troubled Water. Three years later he hired Jeter to sing the falsetto background vocal on “Take Me to the Mardi Gras,” a song on his 1973 album.