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Cedrics Serengeti Water Buffalo

Friar Duck and the Cop

Friar Duck and Meisje3

Friar Duck and Bill Withers

Friar Duck and Meisje1

Shatner Remembers

MMRadio_Jeff Sexton_Jeff Bezos_William Shatner

You already know that Capt. James T. Kirk, aka William Shatner, flew into space as the guest of Jeff Bezos aboard the Blue Origin spacecraft on October 13th. Why would Billionaire Bezos give Shatner a seat when he could have sold it for tens of millions of dollars?  Listen in as Wizard of Ads partner Jeff “the […]

Meisje says you are in danger

Indy Thanks Kaa

Indy talks Jungle Book

Indy confronts the ducks

Indy Confronts Friar Duck and Brother Buck

Indy is annoyed by the ducks

This delightful and insightful video was sentto us by alert rabbit-holer George Ghesquire.

Celebrate Good Times

Brother Buck is Related to Friar Duck

Anthony Dina at the Bastards Ball

After my volunteer shift to safeguard the Tower during the Bastards Ball, I wandered down to Tuscan Hall to see what whiskies that have not touched my palate. Of the familiar faces that greeted my gaze was a young man with a long beard. Kind of like the one that decorated my face a year ago. […]

Category specific ads_local car dealers

Ted Lasso 2

Ted Lasso 1

FD and BB Nothing Interesting to Say

Friar Duck Brother Buck Eskimo video

Soulful Christmas

Soulful Christmas I ain’t talkin’ just to tease.People like you, they don’t grow on trees.Look at you, that’s what it’s gonna be. I have everything I needAround my soulful Christmas tree. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!I love you, have good cheer.I love you, good God. Got my baby, my precious love.Happiness – good God – I […]

seedy bar in Tulsa

Sylvestre Tractor

Wizard of Ads partner Charlie Moger made this extra-cool video that explains what Jeff and Trish Sylvestre do in Canada. If you’ve taken more than just one or two classes at Wizard Academy, you’ve probably met them. – Indy

Ryan Patrick Shakespeare

If you own a business, you need to know Ryan Patrick.

AcadMap 2020

Autumn Squirrel

Stephen Semple Upside Down

Stephen at Cambridge with Friar Duck

Paul Boomer

Naomi Nahib Nye

Hi Indy,  The famous poet Naomi Shahib Nye wrote this wonderful story in a brief, tight economy of words, exactly the way Roy teaches in Magical Worlds. He told us the secret of concise writing was to read poetry, and Naomi Shahib Nye is a perfect example. Aroo. – Steve Rae    Wandering around the […]

Stephen Semple at Cambridge

“A metaphysician is one who, when you remark that twice two is four, demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes, and what by four. For asking such questions metaphysicians are supported in oriental luxury in the universities, and respected as educated and intelligent men.” – H. L. Mencken […]

Stephen in London

Stephen Semple at Oxford

Wizard of Ads Partner Stephen Semple was invited to the U.K. to unveil the power of Storytelling at Oxford! Oxford! Did you hear me? Oxford! And then the London Stock Exchange! And then the Royal Society of Medicine! And then all the TV stations wanted interviews! Does the wizard have cool partners, or what? – […]

Two Perspectives

Indy and Edward and Gascony

The Favorite Con of the Plantagenet Kings King Edward of England inherited control of Gascony in France from his mother, Eleanor of Provence. But when the 27-year-old King of France decided in 1295 not to let the King of England control part of his country, Edward asked his English nobles to raise an army so […]

MMRadio_David Cowan

David Cowan changed careers, and instead of making more money, he made none at all. In his early fifties, David found himself without a car, walking to a nearby McDonald’s where he worked at the drive-through window overnight. Rallying from misfortune — be it financial, health, a relationship gone bad, a natural disaster, or any other […]

Susie

Outsiders Again

It was long after we moved away from Tulsa that people began telling us about the breakout movie, The Outsiders, in which a number of major stars made their acting debut. (It’s sort of like The Breakfast Club, but with more violence.) When Pennie and I finally got around to renting the movie, we were […]

Roy wLoren in Mirror

This photo was taken 5 seconds after the photo you saw on the previous page of Loren reclining on a white, black-and-red spotted chaise lounge, overlaid onto a 1960 Ford Station Wagon. Look in the upper left corner of this photo and you will see a reflection of Loren in the mirror, still sitting there, […]

1-800-GOT-JUNK Fairy

1-800-GOT-JUNK Toddler in Boston

Babies are often amused by catchy jingles on television, but for one little boy in Massachusetts, it’s all about the 1-800-GOT-JUNK? commercials written by the Wizard of Ads. Emmett Sheehan is mesmerized by the magic of 1-800-GOT-JUNK’s TV ads. “He’d hear the commercials and he’d stop whatever he was doing and just immediately stare at […]

Acoustic Hendrix

August 1, 1968 – My mom is 19, sharing an apartment in the Marigny with a girlfriend of hers. Jimi Hendrix is going to be playing that night at Tad Gormley Stadium in City Park. But he misses his flight from Shreveport, so they’ve got to drive to New Orleans. They get to town a little bit early, […]

Ali talks to Dick Cavett

Hendrix on Letterman

After being arrested for joy-riding in a stolen car in Seattle, Jimi Hendrix enlisted in the Army in May 1961, and became a paratrooper in the 101st Airborne Division, the legendary Screaming Eagles. He was honorably discharged due to an ankle injury at the end of a jump on May 31, 1962. Jimi died on Sept 18, 1970.  […]

Carl Sagan 1996

“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or my grandchildren’s time — when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the […]

Wizards First Rule

Quixote by Vierge

Friar Duck talks about Karma

Friar Duck talks about the Merely Urgent

Bali and Friar Duck talk Forgiveness

Chardin Paint with Feeling

1541 Cathedral

BeagleSword Encouragement

Friar Duck gets drunk

Boattail Riviera

Amazing Writing Assignment

I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was […]

Alfie and Friar Ducks expensive wine

The surgeon and the ad writer

The Surgeon and The Ad Writer Every surgeon has a surgical plan before they take scalpel in hand, just as every ad writer has a message plan before they take pen in hand. But the operation that follows does not always go according to plan. What does the surgeon do when their hands are inside […]

Im Not Young Enough to Know Everything

Kesslers Brave Bracelet

Kesslers Diamonds is encouraging abused children with the award of a special bracelet by the nurses who take care of them. Now for the heartbreaking part: The Child Advocacy Centers @ Childrens Hospital provides medical care and counseling to more than 7,000 kids each year. And that’s just in Wisconsin, a state with only 5,852,490 people. […]

MMRadio_Scott Jeffrey Miller

It’s rare that I push back against a guest. In this case, Scott Jeffrey Miller is a heavyweight podcaster and author. More than six million listeners tune in each week to hear his “On Leadership” podcast, produced by Franklin Covey. Scott has a lot of good insights to share. But when I asked him what the […]

Expensive Wine

If you needed more proof that a Burgundy boom is upon us, this big bottle is it. A rare methuselah of 2002 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti sold for an astonishing $398,400 at Acker’s Hong Kong auction over the weekend, setting a new world record in the process. The sale, which attracted more than $12 million […]

Ann Lamott quote

“Having a great narrator is like having a great friend whose company you love, whose mind you love to pick, whose running commentary totally holds your attention, who makes you laugh out loud, whose lines you always want to steal. When you have a friend like this, she can say, ‘Hey, I’ve got to drive […]

Aloha and Criticism

It rained a seizure

“And it rained a sickness. And it rained a fear. And it rained an odor. And it rained a murder. And it rained pale eggs of the beast. Rain fell on the towns and the fields. It fell on the tractor sheds and the labyrinth of sloughs. Rain fell on toadstools and ferns and bridges. […]

Constructive Criticism

“I’ve never found anyone who could explain to me the difference between constructive criticism and just plain criticism. All criticism comes from the assumption of superior wisdom, and is by consequence insulting, even if that wasn’t your intention.”

Starry Night_the name

“I think it was the very first painting where it’s title is the background. Think about that. There’s a town there, there’s a Cypress tree, there’s a church steeple. It could have been called The Cypress Tree. It could have been called Sleepy Village. It could have been called Rolling Hills. But no, it’s called […]

The danger of teenage boys

“The mortality rate for young men in society is six times what it is for young women, from violence and from accidents, just the stupid stuff that young men do; jumping off of things they shouldn’t jump off of, lighting things on fire they shouldn’t light on fire, I mean, you know what I’m talking […]

8-year-old-boy

“An eight-year-old boy had a younger sister who was dying of leukemia, and he was told that without a blood transfusion she would die. His parents explained to him that his blood was probably compatible with hers, and if so, he could be the blood donor. They asked him if they could test his blood. […]

What Kind of Generous are You?

In America, generosity implies an openhanded sharing of material resources. A restaurant can serve generous portions. A donor can be generous with their money.A friend can be generous with their pickup truck, their lawnmower, or their cabin at the lake. While some people are generous with their money; others are generous with their time. They […]

Alfie in the Fairy Forest

Indy and the Little Cowboy

BeagleSword Moods and Modes

T Boone1

T Boone2

T Boone3

T Boone4

MMRadio Chrysta Castaneda

A man in his 70s made an investment and his partner cheated him out of his share. After arguing for more than a decade, the man, now 88 years old, hired a young female lawyer who had become disillusioned with big law firms and decided to practice solo. She argued the old man’s case in […]

Steak Sauce

By Mr Jenkins Told Me

Buy Mr. Jenkins Told Me… by Jonathan Bancroft with Roy H. Williams

Bali on Broadway

Hai and Cedric talk Theater

Bali and Hai comment

Beccas Drawing

Good morning Indy~ When I noticed a drawing of a windmill, curiosity about why windmills have four arms instead of three flashed across my mind… Then I thought that depending upon the orientation of the arms, this design may allow a hovering action (a spinning top) instead of merely capturing wind to propel a pump. Or maybe […]

Fickle God of Luck

Did you ever wonder why some people are terrified of clowns? “Once I was lucky enough to take a class with the great clown teacher Giovanni Fusetti and one of the things that he talked about was the ancient idea of a hero. In the Greek myths, humans were subject to massive and unknown forces […]

Unicorns and Giraffes

Welcome to the musical diversity of the Top 5 Songs for 1970…

Friar Duck and the lack of flowers

Friar Duck Colon Cleanse

Indy says They are Made of Meat

 Read Terry Bisson’s“They’re Made Out of Meat” at MIT.edu BITTERSWEET MUSIC: “We see the suffering and the horror of our lives, the vulnerability and the mortality of everything that we love and cherish… But there is another part of us that maintains faith and strives forward.”

BeagleSword hair-trigger happiness

Freda and Hai

“If you are going to succeed in this real world, you cannot act on assumptions. Assumptions disappear. You cannot act on the predicted fulfillment of some causal chain. The path coefficients that would fulfill that prediction are subject to too many random variations and mutations.” “Just as cause has come unhinged from effect, experience has […]

Cat Ballou

Bali and Dulcinea

Dulcinea del Toboso at 78 years old, by Greta Warren-Hill on eBay.

Hai at Fredas House

Cain and Abel_Jordan B Peterson

Jordan B. Peterson, speaking to Roland Griffiths, beginning at (01:03:02):  Now, I want to talk about the good and evil background a bit, because it pertains to this rewriting of the narrative. So I look at stories like the story of Cain and Abel, which is a very ancient story. And it’s clearly a story […]

MMRadio Rob Cornilles

Rob Cornilles was given the task of selling season tickets to the Los Angeles Clippers, which at the time was the most forlorn franchise in the NBA. Who wanted to go to a Clippers game, when L.A. also had the Lakers? But Rob figured out how to attract sports fans so incredibly well that he […]

Campus Map 2021

Harlem Globetrotters

Kate Bowler_Perspective

“CANCER has kicked down the walls of my life. I cannot be certain I will walk my son to his elementary school someday or subject his love interests to cheerful scrutiny. I struggle to buy books for academic projects I fear I can’t finish for a perfect job I may be unable to keep. I […]

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“Finally when we were eating the cherry tart and had one last carafe of wine, he said, “You know I never slept with anyone except Zelda.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“I thought I had told you.”

“No, you told me a lot of things but not that.”

“That is what I have to ask you about.”

“Good. Go on.”

Zelda said that the way I was built I could never make any woman happy and that was what upset her originally. She said it was a matter of measurements.  I have never felt the same since she said that and I have to know truly.”

“Come out to the office,” I said.

“Where is the office?”

“Le water,” I said.

We came back into the room and sat down at the table.

“You’re perfectly fine,” I said. “You are O.K.  There’s nothing wrong with you. You look at yourself from above and you look foreshortened. Go over to the Louvre and look at the people in the statues and then go home and look at yourself in the mirror in profile.

“Those statues may not be accurate.”

“They are pretty good.  Most people would settle for them.”

“But why would she say it?”

“To put you out of business. That’s the oldest way of putting people out of business in the world. Scott, you asked me to tell you the truth and I can tell you a lot more but this is the absolute truth and all you need. You could have gone to see a doctor.”

“I didn’t want to. I wanted you to tell me truly.”

“Now do you believe me?”

“I don’t know,” he said.

“Come on over to the Louvre,” I said. “It’s just down the street and across the river.”

We went over to the Louvre and he looked at the statues but still he was doubtful about himself.

“It is not basically a question of the size in repose,” I said. “It is the size that it becomes. It is also a question of angle.”

I explained to him about using a pillow and a few other things that might be useful for him to know.

“There is one girl,” he said, “who has been very nice to me, but after what Zelda said –”

“Forget what Zelda said,” I told him. “Zelda is crazy. There’s nothing wrong with you. Just have confidence and do what the girl wants. Zelda just wants to destroy you.”

“You don’t know anything about Zelda.”

“All right,” I said. “Let it go at that. But you came to lunch to ask me a question and I’ve tried to give you an honest answer.”

But still he was doubtful.

 “

- F. Scott Fitzgerald to Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast, by Ernest Hemingway, p. 126

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